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y/n\~    
happy monday    
oh, not a good one? sorry…..    
as expected, it’s monday  
everyone seems tired    
ㅠㅠ it can’t be helped    
it comes back every week anyway    
we’ll be fine eventually    
sakamoto days   
is it scary?  
i read it’s all slash-slash with knives    
but even if it is,    
i’ll still watch it 😏    
it’s just an anime\~    
fiction and reality are separate    
what’s miranda?    
there’s a lot of talk about miranda rights?    
earlier  
i hung my pajamas on the drying rack    
3 sets    
so now i’m wearing summer pajamas    
my arms are cold    
but the room’s warm    
because it’s filled with me and yeonji’s warmth    
it’s like sleeping under yeonji    
but it’s quiet now    
currently, i’m beneath yeonji    
recently i have become interested in  
that  
black bear??  *(t/n: ai’s bodyguard)*  
alarm clock    
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ    
you know, the action type?    
that alarm clock    
the first time i heard it,    
i was so startled    
i almost called the police    
but i’ve gotten used to it now    
although it seems like yeonji doesn’t use it anymore these days    
if i buy the black bear clock,    
maybe yeonji will start using hers again too    
but why is he called black bear?    
yuri?    
suzy??    
was it the secretary?    
is his name actually black bear?    
kim black bear?    
such a unique name    
or is it a nickname?    
ㅋㅋㅋㅋ    
i’m kim chaengsungi   
code name: kim chaengsungi   
🙈chaengsungi  
🙊🐒🐵  

"why do you keep insisting on this monkey thing, unnieㅠㅠ"    
honestly, i’m not even sure who i am anymore…    
ㅠ…    
just  
call me whatever you like, y/n    
sob sob  
i’ll accept it all    
even if it’s elk  
ㅠㅠ    
but at the end of the day, i’m still kim chaeyeon    
🙊🙉🙈🐵🐒    
🐟    
🦌    
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍    
year of the snake    
🐡 swollen kim chaeyeon    
😶‍🌫️ shower kim chaeyeon    
ah..    
i must be tired    
nonsense mode activated    
🎃⛄️⛄️    
minecraft pumpkin snowman  
i bought a minecraft keyring  
but i was hoping to get the wolf, pumpkin snowman   
creeper, or skeleton    
but\!\!\!\!    
i got the classic zombie instead    
well… it’s the easiest monster to kill,    
so i’m okay with it    
minecraft’s wolf is technically a dog?    
the line between wolves and dogs is really so thin    
"have you ever built a roller coaster in minecraft?😃"    
no, i haven’t 😃  

“foxes are also dog too”    
ㄷㄷㄷㄷ no wonder i like foxes so much    
there was a reason i bought the fox lodge   
my lego fox set is still in the box    
foxes in minecraft are just so cute when they’re sleeping    
i’d always quietly past by them  
to not wake them up    
i like foxes    
chaeu chaeu  
fox shrimp    
i like both    
in the end, i’m still chaeuchaeu   
"all my friends just got blown up by an enderman; it’s so scary, please help"    
don’t provoke endermen    
don’t make eye contact    
“i really love foxes; if i could, i’d raise one”    
me too, i want to raise a fennec fox    
it’s my favorite kind of fox  

when i meet an enderman,    
i immediately turn around and    
pantileon *(t/n: i think she meant panthelion here but misspelt it lol)*  
as soon as i hear the enderman noise,    
i leave the area    
seriously creepy  
i run away instantly    
endermen teleport, for real    
ugh, i can’t believe i’m so obsessed    
with a single game    
ㅠㅠ    
it’s surprising    
the mobile games i played as a kid,    
i’ll reveal them now:    
line play (used to be band avatar)    
freezetag online    
these two were my favorite games    
sometimes i played special soldier too    
but except for freezetag,    
the other two games are    
all gone now    
ㅠㅠ    
freezetag is still installed though    
it’s been a while since i played s-sol  
ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ i memorized the maps,    
knew all the paths    
zombie mode    
was so much fun    
"special soldier doesn’t suit you, ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ??"    
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ  
line play    
was honestly the game of my life,    
but it ended on such a bad note    
so i’m a little upset now  
when i saw the service had completely shut down,    
my memories...    
my youth...    
were truly gone   
it was so weird  
ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ    
why i don’t have all good memories of it?    
do you want to hear it?  
i’ve talked about it often   
but some wavs might not know,    
so i’ll tell you  
first of all, line play is    
just a cute game  
you dress up your avatar,    
pull gachas  
meet strangers,    
and look around.    
“oh, your character is so pretty\!”    
press the heart button—    
that kind of vibe  
you can decorate your house too  
i played line play    
from the very beginning  
so maybe when i was in 3rd grade?    
or 4th?    
maybe 5th?    
anyway, i was super young  
it’s all a bit hazy now, which makes me sad ㅠㅠㅠㅠ    
so\!    
since my account was so old,    
of course i had a lot of rare items, right??    
exactly\!\!\!\! i had tons  
like the monkey hot spring hat  
and lots of animated items.    
so\!    
my account was pretty popular too—    
i got a lot of hearts😎    
thousands of them    
it was an account i had been working so hard to raise    
and, naturally  
if you have a main account   
you also have a second account, right?    
i did too\!    
the purpose of that second account    
was to send items    
to my main account  
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ    
i’d log in daily, complete quests,    
buy items,    
and send them to my main   
but then, one day  
around 2018…?    
kim chaeyeon made a big mistake    
i used to frequently delete and remake my second account    
so, as usual,    
i was in the process of deleting it    
you had to input a deletion code to confirm it,    
“are you sure you will delete it?”  
i deleted the second account    
and went to sleep\~    
the next day, i logged into line play,    
but i couldn’t access my account  
however, the account i thought i deleted yesterday?    
that one was still there  
..?    
so i searched for my main account    
from the second account,    
and guess what it said?    
“this avatar has been deleted”    
i probably cried back then   
no, i definitely cried  
i remember crying    
because the account i’s been raising for so long,    
with all those hearts i’d collected  
the rare items,    
and my closet full of limited-edition items…    
it was all gone   
that’s when i realized:    
the account i deleted yesterday    
was my main account  
i had carefully entered the deletion code    
for my own main account    
so yeah, it was all my fault.    
i cried,    
then laughed at the absurdity of it all,    
feeling utterly empty.    
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ    
“this game?    
i’m never playing it again   
seriously. never again”    
and that was it  
now onto the sad incident 2    
because i found my character so cute,    
i had taken lots of screenshots, right?    
but every time i saw those pictures,    
it just made me sad all over again ㅠㅠ    
huuuuugh  
so i lived like that,    
and then  
at the end of 2018…    
another incident happened.    
this one’s a bit famous among my fans    
the “kim chaeyeon phone reset incident”    
a disaster where 20,000 gallery photos    
were completely wiped    
this reset incident was also    
100% my fault  
i kept entering the wrong iphone passcode,    
and the phone locked itself  
the only way to unlock it    
was to reset it at the service center    
anyway\!    
when those 20,000 photos disappeared,    
of course my line play character pictures    
disappeared with them    
aaaaaaagh  
after that,    
i thought i’d forget everything eventually,    
so chaeyeon finally    
subscribed to icloud backup  
before then, i didn’t even know    
such a thing existed….    
and then came the 3rd incident  
“back then, when all the photos were wiped,    
she posted about it on the fancafe, on twitter…    
basically, telling everyone and their grandma.    
kim chaeyeon, the town crier ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ”    
that’s right, you know about it  
it was the second half of 2018 righ..?    
back then, i was a second-year middle schooler,    
and i was so upset  
anyway, the third incident    
was the “3 years of memories erased” case   
and that happened when i was in high school    
from second year of middle school to high school    
for three years, i had been using a diary ap  
but when i switched phones  
i didn’t back it up  
so all the entries got wiped    
and yes, that was 100% my fault again.    
why? because i didn’t back it up…..    
i spent two hours at the service center    
trying to transfer the data  
it’s bim  
it’s bin  
*\*voice memo*  
binnie is so cute. oh, really.    
binniebinie    
when i was young, i liked bin from avatar star sue, too  
was it all to lead me to this binnie now?    
whether it’s tom yum goong or just the basics    
if i think about how binnie picked it while thinking of me    
that’s the cutest thing ever  
binnie went back to her room  
i told her to sleep well and dream of me    
ㅎㅅㄹ    
ㅎㅅㅎ    
“chaeyeon-ah… your icloud locking incident was actually in july 2019,    
when you were a third-year middle schooler….    
adjusting my memory now”    
wow  
you’re right    
2018 must’ve been the year of    
the line play deletion incident  
correction made\!    
anyway, both were at the    
end of the year,    
late in the second half.    
ugh……    
but y/n i feel a bit better after binnie came…  
anyway  
about the “3 years of diary gone” story   
when i switched phones  
i hadn’t backed up the diary app    
so i spent about two hours    
just transferring data at the service center    
i was so sleepy while waiting    
that i dozed off a bit  
and during those 2 hours of sleeping    
three years’ worth of my records    
were disappearing into thin air

when i got the new phone    
and was skipping home all happy,    
i reinstalled the diary app  
only to find it blank   
?    
that’s when i decided i wouldn’t use that app anymore  
though, to be honest, i’m using it again now…    
all three of these mistakes    
were entirely my fault  
so i got really mad at myself  
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ upset  
and ended up telling my mom everything.    
“i’m so sad, why do i keep    
making the same mistakes, mom?”    
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅠㅠㅠㅠ    
what my mom said back then:  
“those memories aren’t truly gone  
you just have to fill them up again  
those memories are still with you,    
and with the people around you.”    
ㅠㅠㅠ hearing her words    
i think i got through it  
so for those three empty years,    
i’m filling them with a new three years,    
with y/n 😘    
the photos i lost back then were 20,000,    
but now my gallery has about    
88,000 photos  
ㅎㅎ    
i’ve filled it up so much.    
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ  
*🍑: i love youu*  
nyanya  
***\*photo***  
here’s a zombie keychain i picked out myself    
my wishlist includes a pumpkin, snowman, wolf, creeper, and skeleton    
ㅠㅠ there are so many kinds that    
i feel like i won’t get what i want…    
ㅠㅠ    
but that zombie   
out of all the monsters,  
it’s the easiest to kill    
*Easy*    
it’s 6,900 won    
if you see it, y/n, try getting one toooo  
*🍑: So Easy\~*    
oh, wouldn’t a baby zombie keychain    
be kinda cute?    
be he’s really scary  
its groaning sound is even more baby-like,    
scarier than an enderman    
baby zombies are so fast    
*\*voice memo*    
no, i’m serious    
*\*voice memo*    
*🍑: but, you know, there are different types in the box.*  
*🍑: the total types are, um... what's the protagonist guy's name? it’s like cheolsu and yeonghee*  
*🍑: there’s alex\! there are two person, and zombies, creepers, villagers, wolves, spiders, snowmen, iron golems, witches, axolotls or something i don’t know the name of, a black creature with three heads, skeletons, piglins, and then there’s that jellyfish-like monster.*  
*🍑: and a rare item is equipped with a full diamond set, that male protagonist and an axolotl blue version? i don't know if it's an axolotl.*  
*🍑: anyway, that's how it is.*  
what’s the name of the minecraft’s male lead’s name?  
the default one?    
oh, it’s steve\!    
alex is the other one, right?\!    
i don’t know all the names yettt   
i’ll try mimicking the witch’s sound    
*\*voice memo*  
omg chills    
i did so well    
wow… who are you    
are you kim chaeyeon or a witch    
the witch within me    
new personal skill  
“siri”    
\+new\!\!\! minecraft witch\!\!\!\!    
but actually, i’m a beauty    
only when i’m tired do i turn into a witch    
i’ll show you the witch sound properly tomorrow    
but if i wake yeonji, it’ll be a problem    
i might as well create a whole act where i mimic minecraft sounds    
like the noise villagers make when you hit them,    
or how farmer villagers react when you mess up their crops    
i’ll study those too    
oh, and btw, i can also mimic    
chuu sunbae-nim’s losing sound from kart rider    
“ruuuu…”    
i’ll show you that tomorrow too    
ㅎㅎ    
i seem to be good at making those kinds of noises    
siri, though, is my specialty    
but all siri can say is “yes”    
she only answers    
i might experiment with bixby next..    
although siri’s really my field of expertise    
i’ll try giga genie too, okay    
fair chaeyeon    
ㅋㅋ    
but suah is impossible..    
is she doing okay?    
does anyone know how suah’s doing    
i don’t know either    
ㅋㅋ    
let’s protect the worldview  
where did suah go    
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ    
what if wavs doesn’t even know suah anymore?    
suah, you’re slowly being forgotten    
please come back soon    
suah lives on    
in high-quality speakers    
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ  

*🍑: let’s sleep now\~*    
time to sleep 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘    
it’s bedtime 😘😘😘😘😋😋😋😋😋😘😘😘😘    
time to sleep, princesses and princes 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘    
oh, royal titles sound good    
king\~\~\~\~\~\~\~queen\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~    
do it all\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~    
yes, queen\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~😘    
as for me,    
i’m chaengsungi🙊❤️    
a magical monkey    
that no one can keep as a pet  
i roam this world freely, all on my own    
since it’s past midnight,    
it’s monkey time now    
ㅠㅠ please understand    
when the sun rises, i’ll return to being chaeyeon    
oh, i kind of sound like an N now    
ㅋㅋ mbti is fun at times like this\~    
tmi of the day:    
i used my butt soap again after a long time    
starting again from today    
i’ll share my one-month review later\~    
“but what exactly is butt soap for?ㅎㅎ”    
?    
for your butt..    
but apparently,    
you can use it anywhere    
except your face, i guess    
they say you need something milder for your face..?    
that’s what it seems like    
🙈    
*🍑: i’m gonna go sleep for real now*    
*🍑: jjanggu-deul good night\!\!*    
ㅋㅋㅋ    
y/n, who became jjanggu    
without knowing why ❤️    
i’m not leaving yet though    
sleep well    
btw, do you like half-up hairstyles?    
alright 😘❤️