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**09:49 PM KST**  
did you have    
a good dayyyy    
💌 “washing hands too often makes them dry    
but australian goat soap is good for that    
it’s made with goat milk, and no matter how much you wash your hands, they don’t get dry at all. it’s crazyㅋ  

if you search ‘australian goat soap’ on the green site, you’ll find it  

\-  

if you like chicken breast,    
i recommend    
'CJ the healthier whole chicken breast steak pepper 100g'    
among products in the same line, it’s on the less salty side    
the texture isn’t dry but soft    
it’s a basic flavor, so you probably won’t get tired of it easily if you like chicken breast\! ㅋ    
(tmi \- my mom, who could never eat meat because of the smell, keeps eating this one because it doesn’t smell like meat at all. it’s fascinating)”    
i’m seriously touched..    
i also read all the other messages from yesterday    
thank you all, always    
even the long messages you leave are so moving 🥹    
to those who started school today    
how was your day    
huh? i didn’t start classes yet..?    
ah, waveㅡㅡㅡ long messages    
you’re not pressuring me, are you?    
i just    
like y/n, that’s why    
i love every message you send, even if it’s just    
”poof“    
a single character like that is good too    
there are always people who leave long messages..    
but yesterday, there were especially a lot of recommendations    
and messages worrying about me    
i didn’t expect to get suggestions for nasal spray and soap    
so i was really touched    
oh and i quit being a water deer fan..    
i’m not doing the impression anymoreㅠ    
sorryㅠ    
just consider it a thing of the pastㅠ    
can’t help it    
that’s the life of a fickle girl\~    
you want me to do it one last time?    
fine.. no one’s sleeping in the dorm right now    
*🍑: \*water deer sound*    
done    
i’m really not doing it anymore    
even if you beg, nope    
sorry but i’m completely sane    
nothing i can do    
not doing it    
last time    
really last    
nope nope nope nope nope    
the past is the past    
leave it in the past    
past    
ha nails    
so annoying\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!    
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ   
“your nails would be sad if they heard that..”    
they’re mine, so it’s fine    
4% battery    
gonna charge    
charging  

“ㅋㅋㅋㅋ kim chaeyeon’s acting kinda weird today ㅋㅋㅋ”    
i’m completely normal    
“chaeyeon show us your nailsㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ“  
sorry i’m shy    
fine i’ll upload it    
![][image1]  
“showing my nails vs. doing the water deer impression one last time”    
i won’t do either    
y/n, you go first    
then i’ll do it too    
ah seriously    
i just    
saw a really weird ㅋㅋ embarrassing    
fan post    
ahㅋㅋ… why are you guys like thisㅠㅠ    
it’s so embarrassing    
kind of shameful?? apologetic???    
i can’t even copy and paste it    
ohh yeah, it was kind of like a jeong hayeon-ish fan post    
yeah, that kind of vibe    
“i’ll spam the comments on your next live”  
…. wow    
no way    
“but i don’t get why this yo ajeong *(t/n: froyo \= frozen yogurts aka yogurts ice cream)* thing is trending..    
to me, there’s a woman more refreshing than yogurt,    
sweeter than chocolate granola,    
more vibrant than apple green grape,    
and that’s the lovely kim chaeyeon”    
this level of cuteness    
this is the real comparison    
yo ajeong vs. kim chaeyeon  
“getting bitten by a mosquito vs. getting bitten by gong yubin”    
mosquitos are better    
i can give them some blood    
“then how about this one:    
a woman who can live without air but not without chaengrang,    
a chaengrang song expert,    
a woman who gets strength just from hearing ‘chaengrang, i love you’,    
a woman so sweet that even cupid cringes and can’t shoot his arrow,    
a woman sent from the heavens to be chaengrang,    
the choi soo-jong of chaengrang world”  

this one’s also adorably chaotic, i like it    
ah please    
i saw another one    
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ    
aaaaaaahhhhhhh    
if i copy-paste it, i’ll get scolded so muchㅠㅠ    
curious wave, i’m sorry    
i brought it up and now i’m making you curious    
it’s not because i like it    
i mean, i do like it    
since they’re all beautiful people    
ugh    
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ    
now everyone understands what kind of fan post it was    
yep    
i can’t copy it    
i just can’t    
it even has the real names of many seniors    
ㅋㅋㅋ    
they’re all beautiful    
ㅋㅋㅋㅋ    
everyone gets it, okay?\!?\!    
say okay    
💌 “but it’s actually true”    
you don’t even know what the post was   
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ    
💌 “if you’re really curious, check the comments on the knut non-scale fancam”    
what even is this…    
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ    
ha.. embarrassing    
i really    
really    
like    
ah    
oops    
i like y/nㅠㅠ   
*🍑: wait, what’s- “mun gang gajoa”??*   
*🌊: i think i just found my new favorite inside joke ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ*  
*🍑: at first, no one knows what i’m talking about, right? like, what post? what post? but then i gave you all some hints, and now i think everyone gets it. yeah, that’s the one. and now you understand why i couldn’t properly say it, right? it’s ridiculous.*    
*🍑: honestly, chaeyeon’s fromm voice messages like this feels like a scam. i don’t think i’ll be able to sleep. hmm, but you can’t just not sleep, so should i stop hmp?*    
*🍑: lately, people keep telling me that my voice sounds totally different from when i was on boni hani. every time i hear that, i just tell them, ‘i can still do that voice. i can still do it now’. the truth is, even back then, my normal voice was like this. it’s not like i had two different faces or anything. it was an educational show, and the audience was mostly kids, so i had to keep my voice high-pitched. that was just the default setting, you know? but of course, my voice has changed as i got older, so i don’t have that babyish tone anymore.*   
*🌊: anyway, i just checked the live chat comments, and they’re hilarious ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ*   
*🍑: yeah, that’s right. so what?*  
*🌊: but honestly, your current voice is pretty too. i love your voice*  
*🍑: that’s right.*   
*🍑: for me the hani tone was nice too, but back in middle school, my voice had this little-kid quality to it, kind of like an elementary school boy’s voice. i knew it even back then, and when i hear old clips now, i’m like, ‘why do i sound so... like a typical jammin-kid’*   
*🍑: this is not an insult, i love jammin.*  
*🍑: that’s just how it was. but now, my voice feels more mature, and it doesn’t have that jammin sound anymore (again, not an insult). you get what i mean right ㅋ*  
*🍑: if you really want to notice the difference, try listening to my singing from my busters days and then listen to my tripleS songs back to back. my vocal tone itself has changed a lot. the range of tones i can do is still the same, but my actual voice has matured. if you listen to grapes and then tripleS \- beam from the rising album, you’ll definitely hear it.*  
💌 “chaeyeon, your tone still gets pretty high when you do event ments”   
yep, that’s true, i haven’t changed    
💌 “talk to me in banmal”   
okay, got it    
*🍑: someone asked me to listen to we are the one, so i did, and you should really give it a listen too. it gives off a much more mature vibe.*    
*🍑:  talking in informal speech at night feels so awkward. but using formal speech in situations like this… yeah, i think it’s more comfortable. you want informal speech? but honestly, i don’t know.*   
*🍑: friends don’t usually use formal speech with each other, right? we’re friends. but there are also people here who aren’t my friends. there’s a wide range of ages, you know. i want to be respectful. but some people get all flustered and love informal speech, so i’ll just mix it up. yeah, i’ll mix it up.*    
*🌊: right, sure. "noona, i just started elementary school."*   
*🍑: i know you’re not an elementary schooler. if you use a nickname i recognize and then say you just started elementary school, do you really think i’d believe it? i know kids these days all have smartphones, and sure, maybe they change their fromm and subscribe to tripleS kim chaeyeon or whatever. yeah-, sure. anyway, i see through everything.*    
*🍑: since you seem to prefer informal speech today, i’ll use it. just for today. for now.*  
*🌊: noona, why are you making elementary schooler rice? TT*   
*🍑: no, not reason—i didn’t make rice. i genuinely respect all elementary schoolers. ah, i’m at a loss for words—wait, why does being at a loss for words feel so nice? if i say i’m speechless, i really mean it. i usually think i’m pretty good at organizing my thoughts and speaking clearly, but if i’m truly speechless, then i really am.*    
*🍑: do whatever you want. i like you either way. but i do like informal speech more. okie.*    
*🌊: but ㅋㅋㅋ why do i keep ending my sentences with “mm”? it’s so funny.*   
*🍑:honestly, i think i just add it because i feel awkward. some kind of filler.*    
*🌊: okay, chaeyeon, “자기” vs. “not 자기.”*   
*🍑: i want deep sleep.*    
*🌊:  but the whole “jammin voice” thing, be nice to elementary schoolers.*    
*🍑: ah, but back then, the word “jammin” didn’t even exist. when i was in elementary school, the term was “choding.” that was considered a bit derogatory. well, maybe not full-on derogatory, but it did have a slight condescending tone. so, “choding”*    
*🍑: so, please don’t call elementary schoolers “choding.” everyone was an elementary schooler once. not that i went around saying stuff like that, but that was just the general vibe.*    
*🍑: then the word “jammin” appeared. yeah. mm. ah, i keep slipping into formal speech again\~*  
💌 “when was it? was it konyang university? at a recent event, you had extra time before your performance, so you were hosting, and i was like, ‘ah, as expected of kim chaeyeon’”    
huaaaㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅠ    
i’ll be honest    
i love it when people notice stuff like that    
it’s like you guys are broadcast staff    
it felt like a pd or a writer just now, wave    
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ    
i feel like i got recognized by an adult    
do you know how happy that makes me?    
at that event, too    
after the stage ended    
the girls    
were like    
“chaeyeon unnie… that was impressive”    
ㅋㅋㅋㅋ i find happiness in little things like that    
hwaaang    
i changed into my pajamas    
should i change my hobby to showering    
i love showering too muchㅠㅠㅠㅠ    
showering is the joy of life    
i even take baths sometimes    
technically, showering can be considered a hobby, right?    
ㅋㅋ    
since everyone does it    
i don’t know if i’d call it a special skill..    
it’s not like there’s a “who showers best” contest ㅋ    
anyway, showering is also the foundation of health    
baths are good too    
they’re nice    
i even use bath bombs    
“hurry and take a bath\! so you don’t catch a cold. 🥺”    
i already did 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️  
“but is a half-bath even possible in the dorm? “   
yeah yeah, there's a bathtub    
a nice scent?    
hmm…    
i just pick whatever scent i feel like at the time    
i use a lot of hello kitty bath powder i bought in japan    
i use anything from lush too    
i have a peach bath bomb, but i’ve been saving it    
but lately, i don’t like peaches as much as before, so i should use it soon ㅋ   
well, i can always buy more    
ㅋbye peaches    
💌 “schedule for 3/5  

attend apple shareholders' meeting    
record you quiz    
visit & meet with heopop’s lab    
autobiography writing    
video call fansign    
dongseonghoe executive meeting    
go get outer wings    
dinner with warren buffett (19:00, gimcheon)    
illuminati meeting (21:00)    
rap lesson    
watch a live stream (22:00)    
brain transplant surgery”   
uh…?    
is this actually tomorrow's schedule?    
what’s the brain transplant surgery?    
is this one of those copypasta too?    
oh    
there’s no praise for kim chaeyeon anywhere    
it was too ??? so i just copied and pasted it    
so funny    
kakakakakakakakakakakakakakakaka    
kaede    
i’m jealous of kaede    
someone whose daily life is just cute    
i want my daily life to be cute too    
then wav would say: you’re cute too    
but it's hard to be seen that way as the oldest    
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ    
predictable person    
so chaeng-ish    
love me better\~    
i think i’m just a funny person    
it’s not even my song, but    
i listened to girl’s capitalism as my first song of the new year    
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ    
so what.. it’s a tripleS song    
i am tripleS    
my tripleS unit bias is tachida *(t/n: touch)*   
wow typo    
not a single correct word    
but at least i got one bias right    
i’ll just moo    
*🍑: no, but if there's a typo, you can just delete it and send it again. why would you think i sent it with the typo? because it's just how i am in my daily life, if there's a typo, i just send it. sorry.*   
*🍑: touch vs touch+. this is it, right? it's yoon seo-yeon, kim soo-min, lee ji-woo, and park so-hyun, right?*  
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ    
“yoon seoyeon, lee jiwoo, kim soomin vs park sohyun    
isn’t this just asking about the essence of the question”    
hey––    
not choosing––    
*🌊: “kim chaeyeon, have you ever done night self-study?”*   
*🍑: no, never. i think the longest i stayed at school was until the seventh period at most. i know what night self-study is, but i've never done it*    
*🌊: “chaeyeon, why are you so flexible today?”*  
*🍑: what does this mean? she was flexible, and which part—*    
*"i told you not to say 'ya' when fighting," this reminds me of that. oh, this is that thing fans used to say a lot during video calls*  
video call is kinda    
like meme study too    
vidcal    
and it ends too fast    
too short ㅠ    
💌 “vidcal”  
everyone keeps    
copy-pasting    
the typos from earlier    
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh    
even when i did “surlukguk”    
everyone was like    
surlukguk    
surlukguk    
surlukguk    
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ    
ah––    
completely    
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah    
deep breath    
huff    
they’re teasing me    
teasing me…….    
typos    
from now on, i won’t make them    
*~~\*message deleted~~*    
if i make a typo    
hey    
hey    
just now    
the moment i said "hey"    
i saw about seven “ho”s    
and at least three “meow”s    
but “meow” is cute    
meow\~    
only one yamada kaede    
oh\~    
commendable award    
“me visiting kim chaeyeon a lot but sleeping under a newspaper vs me not visiting her much but sleeping under a warm blanket”    
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ    
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ    
not choosing    
if i don’t choose, i can sleep under a warm blanket and still see her    
not choosing    
not choosing    
don’t give me weird balance game questions    
balance game is a form of aegyo    
not a typo    
“me digging in the playground sand for 13 hours to find a coin to do a video call with kim chaeyeon vs me lying at home with the electric blanket on”    
……    
just lie at home    
i can’t let myself dig sand for 13 hours    
“me resting at home vs me playing maple at home”    
this only has one option  
;;;  
“but honestly, 13 hours isn’t enough to get a video call with kim chaeyeon lol”    
…..aren’t playgrounds these days empty of coins?    
a lot of them have that soft flooring    
haha    
the kind that doesn’t hurt even if you fall    
but i still got hurt somehow    
even stationary stores have kiosks now    
that seriously gave me chills  

“why are the balance game questions in chaeyeon’s chat so creative”   
right?? ㄷㄷㄷㄷ    
it’s not like they’re unmanned, but they all have kiosks now    
💌 “me eating ramen vs me steaming dumplings”   
this is just a meal suggestion lol    
“me going to shower now vs me going to shower after chaeyeon’s fromm ends”  
… shower in three minutes, wav    
“kim chaeyeon vs kim chaeyeon”    
kim chaeyeon^^    
suddenly wav’s names are coming up lol    
“priority \#1 among multiple biases: kim chaeyeon vs having only one bias: kim chaeyeon”    
the latter    
a bias is always just one    
i’ve been in this scene for a long time    
it’s one    
even if you think it’s two or three    
it’ll end up being one    
ㅋㅋㅋㅋ    
having multiple is just sub-biases    
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ    
bias \= ㅊㅇ    
chaeyeon \= ㅊㅇ    
bias \= chaeyeon    
is what wav is saying    
true    
no no no no, i believe a bias is just one    
it’s the best, after all    
ㅋㅋㅋㅋ whatever    
everyone has their own opinion    
this is just mine    
“to meet wav, you must become friends with a cockroach    
vs    
eliminate all cockroaches on earth, become famous as a cockroach extermination expert, but never meet wav”    
i just hate cockroaches    
cockroaches  
i’m plugging my ears la la la    
do whatever you wantㅠㅠ    
ugh.. seriously, no thanks    
i’ve only ever seen one in my life    
at the gapyeong house…    
but that time, i also saw frogs    
and a bunch of bugs i don’t even know the names of    
so my first ever cockroach encounter    
was at the gapyeong house    
haven’t seen one since…?    
a truly memorable bug friend    
“someone who freaks out over everything but will kill a cockroach vs someone who stays calm but faints at the sight of a cockroach”    
the first one’s better    
what if they faint    
“did you catch it? in gapyeong?”    
no???? it ran away?????    
i don’t know, it just disappeared after that    
but it wasn’t just cockroaches    
i saw so many bugs i’d never even heard of    
there were tons of birds too    
and frogs    
one time, a spider showed up in the practice room    
maybe because i was so tired    
for a second, i thought,    
"if i get bitten by that spider,    
maybe i can start a new life as spider-man"    
but right as i was thinking that,    
sohyun unnie caught it    
guess she didn’t want me to live a spider-man life    
okay.. let’s just do tripleS together then    
ㅋ    
today’s fromm was fun    
thanks for playing with me today too    
okay, you can shower now    
wash up well    
sleep well    
dream of me if you can    
if not, just sleep soundly    
i’m gonna order chicken breast tomorrow    
i only have five eggs left?    
ㅋㅋㅋ i’ll buy some after taking recommendations    
sorry for all the typos    
sorry    
love you    
♥️